December 2011
327 posts
When I'm having a fight with my older sibling and...
lolsofunny:
I’M ALWAYS LIKE:
teetherager:
mktp-:
lilanthony57:
jteezyyy:
DEAUUUUUMMM
Rain rhyme: doodoomama edition LOL
ohshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
whats this called ? lol ,
BARS FOR DAYS! OH SHIIITTT! LOL.
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
this is pretty sad
Plan B
Sometimes I like to imagine running away with a large amount of money. It’ll eventually run out, and I’ll be homeless. And I’ll live off of the kindness of strangers until I die.
Anonymous asked: hey, your pretty (:
This is the truth, okay?
Some girls, just aren’t naturally pretty as others. I know you know that’s true, so don’t give me shit for saying it. Those same girls, are the ones who get shit for wearing makeup, dying their hair, freaking out over their weight, etc. But I don’t think they deserve it at all. The reality is that we just want to be beautiful and loved like all the other pretty girls.
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
Dude, you need to freaking chill. You’re already very attractive, but the fact that you know that and you do all this stupid shit so that people can pay attention to you is fuckin pathetic. Give it up, dumbass.
im not a child moseby i know how to spell prndl
oh im sorry why dont we just relax turn on the radio would you like am or fmmmmmmmmm
My ipod touch is broken, already. Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
yourcerebellum:
I’m not unfaithful, but I’ll stray when I get a little scared.